On this 4th of July, it seemed fitting to pull this entry out of the Houseboat Hooligan archives. Hope everybody has a fun and safe 4th of July!
- Fireworks should not be used while drunk
- If you insist on using fireworks while drunk, do not hold them in your hand
- If you insist on using fireworks while drunk and holding them in your hand, hold them right side up so that it shoots into the air
- Fireworks should not be set off on top of a gas laden houseboat. Roman candles in particular should be held so they fire into the air, not into the houseboat